Q: Don't you sell advertising?

A: No. There's no advertising AT ALL! We do not sell advertising; we do not share your information with anybody! If we can figure out a way to have advertising without releasing your info and being too much of a pain, we might reconsider.

Q: Okay! I tried to cheat! I admit it! How long am I banned?

A: One year. All bans are for one year. Nobody will be able to use PleaseWatchMyVideo to promote that YouTube or TikTok account for one year. Sorry.

Q: Do you clowns know how much money you're giving up by not having advertising?

A: Yes. We think about it often, but then it would be a service and not a cooperative. But if milk and bread continue to skyrocket...

Q: Won't this screw up all my suggestions, and make my "Subscriptions" essentially impossible to navigate?

A: We don't like the word "Impossible" but those are real issues to consider. We recommend setting up a "Promotion" channel for each account you wish to promote.

Q: What's a "Promotion" channel?

A: It's a free Google account you setup with an alternate phone or email (or a HideMyEmail account if you're an iCloud user) See instructions HERE

Q: Can I watch someone's video's for them

A: No! You can only watch videos yourself (There is a concept we're playing with which would allow a "platoon" of friends to combine their efforts for a single goal. We're working on a way to make that fair for everybody but right now, NO!

Q: Do I have to actually watch the video to the end?

A: Yes, you do.Yes! Yes! Yes If you don't then your friend (our subscriber, your fellow creator). will look at their analytics, report you, and you'll get banned, lose your membership fee, and not be able to use the platform for a whole year..now, Yes! Yes! Yes! You HAVE to watch until the end. If you don't you'll be banned.

Q: I've subscribed to so many YouTube and TikTok accounts! How do I manage them?

A: Focus instead on the miraculous number of subscribers,views, likes, and subscriptions you've received. That should keep you smiling! It also means you should have listened when we said "set up a promotions account."

Q: Is this legal? Will I get in trouble?

A: Yes it's legal and No, you can't get in any trouble. We did the research (expensive and exhausting)! We're connecting real creators with real creators to create an organic viewing cooperative. You were going to watch videos anyway, right?

Q: Are you for real?

A: As far as what we deliver, yes. Regarding reality, we're still working on that question...

Q: How do I get a refund?

A: You can't. All sales are final.

Q: Do you guarantee I'll get monetized?

A: No! You can use the platform to get your videos showing the internal digestion habits of worms viewed, maybe liked, but, we question if you will gain a huge following. Then again, what do we know about worms? We connect you with viewers and creators. Whether or not you get monetized is dependent on your continued efforts and creativity. And we want all of our creators to be successful. Visit our "Creator's Hub" for information and suggestions for developing a profitable channel!

Q: How can I reward someone

A: We're working on an award system that lets you use your tokens to give someone a prize that shows on every screen that a friend sees, but it doesn't work yet. You can help us make it work, or better yet, share your new friends amazing videos far and wide and let the whole world know what great creators they are. I promise they'll prefer that to some icon on their screen.

Q: Is it true you can refuse membership to anyone?

A: Completely true!

Q: What's your refund policy again?

A: Are you really asking us again?